Why can't I be black?

If I could change one thing about myself, it would probably, most definitely be my race. I don't really know how to say that without it sounding bad. It's not that I have any problem with being white, I would just prefer to not be white....? Let's face it, white skin is boring. For some reason that I have no acceptably rational explanation for, I would feel a lot cooler if I were mixed, black, Indian, etc. A big part of why I'd really enjoy being black is probably how much I respect and LOVE Beyonce. She's one of my absolute favorite artists, and my feelings get hurt when people don't like her music..call me crazy, because I am. Crazy in Love y'all.